The mainstream media is suddenly in full defuse mode as public awareness of the Six Bidens and the Three Trumps is beginning to confuse the NPCs.
The US President Elect has a history of being flexible with the truth, and his vital statistics are seemingly no exception. Donald Trump, 78, has always claimed to be a towering 6ft 3″ in height…but his meeting with Prince William at the re-opening of Notre Dame in Paris this weekend suggested a little shrinkage may have taken place.
The incoming US leader and the Prince William appeared to have a cordial exchange as they shook hands inside the Parisian cathedral. Later the pair posed for photos at the residence of the British ambassador in the French capital, with Trump calling the Prince of Wales a ‘good man’. On both occasions, William, 42, cut a statuesque figure – the royal is 6ft 3″ or 191cm – and Trump didn’t quite match him in the height stakes.
That’s the official line. Trump is lying and he is also shrinking. Never mind the fact that at his first inauguration, he was taller than his 5’11 wife, the former professional model, who was wearing heels, which is consistent with all of their historical pictures together.
The one explanation they never touch is the obvious one in line with the conclusion that Ockham’s Razor dictates: the pictures are not of the real President Trump, but of some other individual who is shorter than the Donald Trump.