The Speaker of the House resigns

Good riddance:

Speaker John A. Boehner will resign from Congress and give up his House seat at the end of October, according to aides in his office.

The timing was apt. I was just contemplating the correct way to define “cuckservative”.

The most useful definition I was able to articulate was this: “A self-professed “conservative” who will sell out his nation, his posterity, and his intellectual heritage rather than risk being called “racist”.

And speaking of definitions, Frank J. Fleming requested a word to convey the concept of the great feeling of temporarily having the latest tech. He appeared pleased with my suggestion of “iPhoria”.

I am available for further neologistic consultancies. Please call ahead to schedule an appointment.