98 Moundsview Meerkats (3-6-1)
54 Bane Sidhe (5-4-0)
89 Judean Rhyneauxs (5-4-0)
76 Meigs Marauders (4-5-0)
84 Greenfield Grizzlies (3-5-1)
44 Blackmouth Banksters (6-3-0)
68 Valders Quixotes (7-2-0)
52 Winston Reverends (4-5-0)
53 MS Swamp Spartans (3-5-1)
42 RR Redbeards (4-4-1)
Sometimes you have a bad season because you just don’t have the horses or you make poor decisions about whom to start. Well, I didn’t have the horses – had only one player worth keeping after some desperate roster shuffling in a futile attempt to win the first-round playoff game last year – and I drafted not one, but two worthless top ten-rated running backs with my second and third pick. Then I left Arian Foster on the bench when he had his huge 29-point day against the Colts. And yet, this has actually been one of my best roster-shuffling jobs I’ve ever done; after that awful draft, I made what have turned out to be some really good pickups and have put up only three less points than the VPFL leaders. And yet somehow, I’m still FOUR AND ONE-HALF GAMES BEHIND with the worst record in the league.