From Deadspin:
And how in the world did these two end up not cheering for the Vikings?
Actually, it might have happened. If you look at Laura the Viking Cheerleader’s pictures, you can see that the soon-to-be former Topcats are in the second and fifth photo. Fred Smoot is probably chewing out the MVC selection committee as we speak.
By the way, that rumbling sound you hear is everyone in our football league laughing at Chokechain. Yeah, that Owens pick in the fifth round was a real steal, dude. I must also correct the aspersions cast by the Gargler at THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS LEAGUE IN SPORTS. My brother is in a different fantasy league. No one in our league even picked Kordell that year, much less as the first pick in the first round.
The gold standard for draft brainlock in our league still belongs to the White Buffalo, picking Randall Cunningham first overall in 1999. Worth mocking, to be sure, but not even close to the level of total NFL ignorance.