Another Elite Pedo?

At some point, one has to recognize that correlation is selection on the basis of the mathematical improbability alone. These wicked creatures are not successful despite their crimes, they are successful because of their crimes. This guy wasn’t named the CEO of a major corporation at the age of 32 despite having zero experience in the relevant industry because he was so spectacularly smart and talented, but because he sold his soul for lollipops and fancy pants.

UPDATE: The article appears to be satire, unlike the previous 37 similar arrests. Which, presumably, accounts for the satire.

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